Yeah that’s right, read those words again and suck it in! Hotel Radio have been Live Streaming Heavy Music To The Masses for a little now and it’s time to feed the beast with a bit of Conan, and get all the fans what they deserve - a solid dose of doom straight to the frontal lobe! So help us help yourselves by engaging your lives through the following steps, and acquire a higher sense of being:

1./ Go to the following page and dick around a bit: www.hotel-radio.com

2./ Punch in the symbols of your chosen dialect and SIGN UP FOR FREE!!!

3./ Ticket link goes live at hotel-radio.com at 12pm UK time on the 15th December 2019!

Be quick or be someone that misses out on good things in your life!! It only happens once (according to whichever manual you subscribe to, but bin it off and subscribe to Hotel Radio’s instead! It’s a manual that guarantees nothing but gives you everything*)!!

BTW, You’ll be live on Hotel Radio. If you’re not happy about that… Don’t come…